Lagman

Let me tell you how long it's been
That's 7K in 19 min
'Cause I'm the lagman, yeah, I'm the lagman

Should fifty baud appear quite sad
Be thankful it's not really bad
'Cause I'm the lagman, yeah, I'm the lagman

If you download sound, I'll lag your clip
If you try to process, I'll lag your chip
If you ftp, I'll lag your zip
If you surf the web, I'll lag your SLIP
Lagman!

Don't ask me why it's on the blink (a-ah, Mr. Thompson)
Unless you want to lose your link (a-ah, Mr. Gates)
'Cause I'm the lagman, yeah, I'm the lagman

Now my advice for MPEG freaks:
You could be waiting several weeks
'Cause I'm the lagman, I'm the lagman, yeah,
And you're waiting for no one but me.