The CU-Boulder Department of Mathematics Presents:

Mel Slugbate, Real Estate Broker
Slugbate and Mossbutter Real Estate Agency

(Sponsored by his brother-in-law, Colin Adams, Williams College)

Real Estate in Hyperbolic Space:
Investment Opportunities for the New Millenium

Mel Slugbate

Have you found the new investment climate a bit on the chilly side?  Nervous about stocks, bonds, and mutual funds?  Afraid of risky investments in Euclidean space?  Then real estate in hyperbolic space is for you!

We will discuss the enormous potential of this new investment opportunity and describe the many fascinating properties of hyperbolic space that make it such an attractive place to live.  This is the financial equivalent ot the 1980's junk bond! 

Don't miss it!  Bring your checkbook and credit references!  No previous math or real estate background assumed!  Recommended for students and faculty alike!  Robert Ebert says, "Two fingers up!"

When: Monday, April 24, 2006, 7:00 P.M.
Where: BESC 180
Reception to follow