The CU-Boulder Department of
Mathematics Presents:
Mel
Slugbate, Real Estate Broker
Slugbate and Mossbutter Real Estate Agency
(Sponsored by his brother-in-law, Colin Adams, Williams College)
Real Estate in Hyperbolic Space:
Investment Opportunities for the New Millenium
Have you found the new investment
climate a bit on the chilly side? Nervous about stocks, bonds,
and mutual funds? Afraid of risky investments in Euclidean
space? Then real estate in hyperbolic space is for you!
We will discuss the enormous potential
of this new investment opportunity and describe the many fascinating
properties of hyperbolic space that make it such an attractive place to
live. This is the financial equivalent ot the 1980's junk
bond!
Don't miss it! Bring your checkbook and credit references!
No previous math or real estate background assumed! Recommended
for students and faculty alike! Robert Ebert says, "Two fingers
up!"
When: Monday, April 24, 2006, 7:00 P.M.
Where: BESC 180
Reception to follow
